Her mother:

"Relationships aren't only about finding romance, comfort, and love . . . You have to be willing to feel the thud."

Her sister, Gray:

"Okay, so maybe the relationship successes have been too few and far between to put your mind at ease, but you're a great person and guys do like you. You just have to wait for the right one."

Her friends:

Natalie: "Maybe you are closed off to the idea of finding love. Do you really believe that love will find you?"

Daryl: "Maybe your mom wasn't referring to the openness of your heart when she said you had a closed vibe, but rather the openness of your legs."

Joan: "Your standards are too high. You're holding out for a Superman when you should be settling for an every-man"

Layla: "The right guy is out there, you just have to go that extra step to find him."

The host of a really weird TV show, Mel Moodle:

"Single adults are a rare breed and not all that easy to track in the wild. They are an anomoly at best and I just can't wait to go behind the scenes to see what makes them tick."

The Hook